fuckeverythingbecomeapirate:

“Any ideas for the new park sculpture?”
“How about a giant, metallic octopus attacking a rook?”
“Perfect.”

fuckeverythingbecomeapirate:

“Any ideas for the new park sculpture?”

“How about a giant, metallic octopus attacking a rook?”

“Perfect.”

animated-disney-gifs:

-James P Sullivan
-Mike Wazowski

pika4chu:

i saw this in the middle of walmart and broke down crying

pika4chu:

i saw this in the middle of walmart and broke down crying

foolishcatalyst:

mikapus:

acceptable ways to say the word ‘yes’:

  • yes
  • ye s
  • eyse
  • yES
  • ye

unnaceptable ways to say the word ‘yes’:

  • yesh :3

Oh just fuck off. If you can say the word yes any way you want to then so can everyone else on the internet. There no acceptable or unacceptable way. That is just snobbery, and it’s rude. 

btw you misspelled unacceptable

corywho:

celeryandhummus:

our kids will probably attend a middle school dance where the theme is the 2010’s

they’ll wear leggings with ugg boots and twerk to “call me maybe”

i just spit my food onto my keyboard

x-orestes-fasting-x:

You know, on a scale of things are not okay…

capsicle1916:

Gibby was always my favourite.

Dylan keeps asking my foot what it wants.

imgonnagetpunched:

lovinare:

cheerless-cherub:

squishu:

brainbubblegum:

turntechgoddamnit:

exaltedhaze:

I really like Jupiter’s design.

omg jupiter is a kawaii papa

Uranus is extremely surly from all the butt jokes everyone is making about him

OMFG

My god I want to be Io

SATURN

my favorite is pluto

Hey, body? If you can’t physically keep our eyes open, can we just sleep?
I mean, I don’t wanna be rude or anything I just thought it’d make sense.
No? O-Okay.
Cool.

vantasly:

but when did i start saying ‘yo’ unironically

meladoodle:

coolgirlfriend:

boys who can pull off facial hair are hot

i think you’re supposed to use a razor

rainwood:

Indigenous people of Brazil trying to prevent their eviction from an old indigenous museum which they have been living in for the past 7 years.

On March 22nd all of the inhabitants and their supporters were forcibly removed or arrested.

The building is being destroyed to make a parking lot :(