simsgonewrong:

Make sure your followers know they can get the sims 2 for free in its entirety until the end of the month by going to redeem codes on Origin’s application. If they redeem the code I-LOVE-THE-SIMS just like that, dashes and all, all caps, they will get it. In order to submit this here’s an image of when my sim started flirt with her icecream cone.

simsgonewrong:

Make sure your followers know they can get the sims 2 for free in its entirety until the end of the month by going to redeem codes on Origin’s application. If they redeem the code I-LOVE-THE-SIMS just like that, dashes and all, all caps, they will get it. In order to submit this here’s an image of when my sim started flirt with her icecream cone.

glitterandmetal-yt-da:

batreaux:

You bump into a man on the subway wearing a trenchcoat. You apologize and he responds “Its alright. We’re only human. All of us. All of us here are human. Yep. Very human. I’m probably the most human here! You betcha.” and then the trenchcoat falls and the figure collapses and roughly 1000 salamanders scatter around the train 

are you ok?

florris:

Reasons why you should have plants in your room

-          More clean air

-          People think you are cool

-          They look pretty

-          You can sing to them and they won’t tell you to shut up

-          You feel proud when they grow

-          You can give them cute names

-          pLAnTs

lavenderharmony:

ejaculot:

when u see people having fun and you want to join but ur just like

image

I relate to this so hard it’s upsetting me

starryluminara:

shrekfucker69:

Can I have a source???

the mirror 

starryluminara:

shrekfucker69:

Can I have a source???

the mirror 

I want the money to be able to dress how I want, ugh.

golgibodies:

texting someone new is always weird.

like how do they feel about all lowercase letters? do they think it looks dumb? do i have to use super proper grammar and punctuation? will they know im being sarcastic when i start abbreviating words? are they a haha or lol person? are they a strict no acronyms kind of person? how do they feel about pet names? what’s their stance on emojis? 

it’s terrifying 

gordman2:

Humorous Movie Marquee Mash-Ups